My First Gnome

Hello. Welcome to Gnome Island, because "Gnome Man is an Island".

Today I bought my first gnome. 

He will be the first addition to my Gnome Island at home.

His name is James.

 I don't think this is a particularly original or exciting name, but my mum said we should name him after the shop assistant who sold him to us, and I don't want to upset my mum. 

James - My First Gnome

Name: James

Interests:  Latern holding, furry boots and grooming beard.

Birth Place: Floralands Garden Centre, Lambley, Nottinghamshire.

Adopted by: My mum
Favourite Song: No woman Gnome Cry

Favourite TV Programme: Gnome & Away
Favourite Book: The Curious Incident of the Gnome in the Night-time

Life motto: 'There's no place like Gnome'